I Quit Match. Brian Kendrick def. Douglas Williams. (Non-Title Match)
3 Way Dance. Somoa Joe def. Desmond Wolfe and Rob Terry
Best of 5 Series, Match 1. Ladder Match. Beer Money def. Motor City Machine Guns
D'Angelo Dinero def. Matt Morgan
Jeff Hardy def. Jay Lethal
-Mike Tenay announced a best of 5 series between Motor City Machine Guns & Beer Money. He stated the first match will be later and will be a ladder match. Also announced was a street fight between Sarita and Taylor Wilde and Jay Lethal vs. Jeff Hardy.
-Abyss made his way to the ring with his 2X4. He called out RVD. He said he has a plan for RVD and that it's like nothing RVD has ever experienced before. He then introduced his "girl", Janice (his name for his 2X4). He had some meat on a board and started hitting it with the 2X4. The crowd started a large "Beat the meat" chant. Props to the Impact Zone for that one. Abyss started eating the meat and told RVD that Janice is a hell of a cook.
-Street Fight. Sarita def. Taylor Wilde
The fight started backstage before the commercial break and the match officially started after the break. They brawled down to ringside where Taylor blasts Sarita in the face with a chair. The fight eventually spilled into the crowd. Taylor tried to get back over the railing but Sarita grabbed a ladies bag and started choking her with the straps. Taz quipped, "you can get fired for that in some companies." Taylor passed out and the ref called for the bell.
-Backstage Kevin Nash turned up for a meeting with Hogan & Bischoff but was told they cancelled at the last minute. He was not happy.
-I Quit Match. Brian Kendrick def. Douglas Williams. (Non-Title Match)
For the finish, Williams tried to hit a running knee and missed. Kendrick then locked in a Cobra Clutch with a body scissors and Williams quit. After the match Kevin Nash came down to the ring. Kendrick tried to talk on the mic but was chokeslammed by Nash.
-Nash said he's tired of being ignored by Bischoff and Hogan. He complained about his lack of TV time. He called himself a legend and said if he can't get Hogan & Bischoff's attention he'll take out their young boys and grab their attention. Jeff Jarrett came out and told him to relax. Jarrett told him it's not about them anymore, it's about young guys like Jay Lethal. Nash said all he wanted was Hogan & Bischoff's attention. Jarrett said Nash wants everyone's attention as always. He called Nash a glory hound and an egotistical son of a bitch. Nash said he always gets his way and told Jarrett if he wanted trouble, he got it.
-3 Way Dance. Somoa Joe def. Desmond Wolfe and Rob Terry
Terry & Joe immediately went for Wolfe who tried to bail from the ring. Brutus Magnus came out to join commentary for this one. Joe locked the Coquina Clutch on Wolfe and he tapped immediately. After the match, Joe & Terry nod at each other and Joe pats him on the shoulder and leaves.
-Best of 5 Series, Match 1. Ladder Match. Beer Money def. Motor City Machine Guns
A contract hung above the ring for the participants to pull down. The winner of the match would get to pick the stipulation for the next match and the winner of the series will become champions. At the end of the match the ref was down. Alex Shelley pulled the contract down but there was no ref to see it. Storm then blasted him with a beer bottle causing him to drop the contract. Storm picked it up just in time for the ref to see it and declare Beer Money the winners. Beer Money are 1-0 in the series.
-D'Angelo Dinero def. Matt Morgan
Dinero picked up the pinfall with a codebreaker. Morgan attacked Dinero after the match and hit a fall away slam followed by the carbon footprint. He was about to kick his head against the ring post when Mr Anderson came out with a chair. Anderson put Dinero in the ring and tells Morgan to join him in the ring. Anderson attacked Morgan with the chair in the ring and helped up Dinero, who was surprised Anderson helped him. He backed away and then nodded his head at Anderson.
-In the back Velvet and Lacey talked about Madison and the mystery woman from Victory Road. They said Madison needs to explain herself. In the ring Madison said she was protesting against the ref's decision at Victory Road. She said the stipulation was if either Velvet of Lacey interfered then she would be DQ'd and lose the title but that's not what happened and demands the title be returned within 7 days or she is going to sue TNA. Lacey & Velvet came out and confronted her for bringing in someone else without consulting them. Velvet and Madison go back and forth and were about to come to blows when Angelina Love came out. She said that she doesn't believe Lacey & Velvet, and accuses Velvet of being the girl on the bike. Velvet felt insulted because the woman on the bike had a "dumpy ass", unlike hers. She than said she was done and that Madison was all Angelina's before leaving the ring with Lacey. Angelina & MAdison start fighting in the ring before the woman on the bike comes out and helps Madison. Madison then DDT'd Angelina onto a chair.
-Jeff Hardy def. Jay Lethal
First time these two squared off. During the match Tenay announced that Beer Money have chosen a street fight for the second match with MCMG, that will happen next week. Hardy picked up the win with a Twist of Fate and Swanton Bomb.
-Flair was in the ring with Kaz and AJ Styles. Flair introduced them as the first official members of Fortune. He called them the best wrestlers in the world. Desmond Wolfe came and said he was more deserving of the spot in Fortune than the two "wankers in the ring." Flair turned to walk away when Wolfe grabbed him. Flair warned him not to put his hands on "God".
-Abyss hit the ring and Fortune bailed. Abyss called for RVD to come out, which he did. Abyss said it was time for him to share "their" plans for RVD and said "they" are coming to TNA to take over and there is nothing RVD or Dixie Carter can do about it. Abyss said they will hang Janice 15 feet above the ring and he and RVD will have the most extreme match ever, using ladders, chairs, tables, barbwire, glass, tacks and whatever else they want. Abyss said Janice wanted a piece of RVD's ass. RVD attacked Abyss with the belt and follwed up with punches and kicks. He then charged at Abyss but was met with a big boot and a chokeslam. Abyss then grabbed Janice. Mick Foley walks out onto the stage. Abyss is shocked. Raven, Rhino, Stevie Richards & Tommy Dreamer jumped the barrier and got in the ring. They jumped Abyss and beat him down. Security hit the ring but they get their asses kicked. TNA wrestlers come out but they too get their asses handed to them. Even D-Lo Brown and Terry Taylor come out, followed by Simon Diamond and Al Snow. Devon hits the ring and started attacking the TNA wrestlers. RVD also attacked the TNA guys. Jeff Jarrett ran out while Dixie Carter looked on. Cops showed up too. Dixie grabbed a mic and screams for them to stop. She said she invited them! Everyone looks confused as the screen fades to black.
