TNA Impact March 29, 2010 PDF Print
  • Shannon Moore & Kazarian def. Doug Williams & Brian Kendrick
  • TNA Knockouts Championship. First Blood Match. Tara (c) def. Daffney
  • AJ Styles def. Jeff Jarrett
  • Handicap Match. Jay Lethal def. Beer Money
  • Desmond Wolfe def. D'Angelo Dinero
  • 6-Man Tag Team Steel Cage Match. Eric Young, Jeff Hardy & Rob Van Dam def. The Band (Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, & Syxx-Pac)

 

A video package airs from earlier in the day with Jeff Jarrett in Hogan's office. Hogan apologizes for last week. He says he has business to take care of in New York but wants to make things right with Jeff. Jeff says he has nothing to apologize for because it was all Bischoff. Hogan says tonight is the realnext start for Jeff. He makes a match for tonight, Jarret vs. AJ Styles. Jay Lethal walks in as Jarrett leaves. Hogan asks where he's been and Jay says he's sorry for not talking to him in a while. Jay says he should fill in for Hogan while he's gone, saying "one half of the Mega Powers filling in for the other half." Hogan calls him "Macho Man". He agrees to it and they shake hands.

Back in the Impact Zone, The Band make their way out with Bubba The Love Sponge. The crowd chant "fire Bubba" and he calls them "pathetic marks". He says there is not one fan out there that wouldn't want to be him. Nash says that the reason they weren't on TV last week is because Hall & Pac wanted to come and gloat, but he and EY became friends over the last year so he didn't want to do that. He calls Young out to the ring so he can apologize. Young comes out. Nash tells him it was business and not personal. He tells Young he can join the group but only if the tag match for later is off. Nash offers the WolfPac sign to Young but Young punches him. He attacks Hall & Waltman and then goes for Bubba but Nash stops him. Nash says that was a big mistake as Hall and Pac beat on him. Hardy & RVD make the save. Hardy announces that the main event will be a cage match.

Shannon Moore & Kazarian def. Doug Williams & Brian Kendrick via pinfall
Moore gave a flying neckbreaker to Kendrick for the win. After the match, Moore smeared lipstick all over Kendrick's face. Williams backed up the ramp and didn't save Kendrick.

Bischoff is backstage on the phone, seems to be Hogan he's talking to. A woman in a mini-skirt comes in and he tells her that there is a guy that is going to try to get into his office, but he wants her to keep him out.  As she asked who, Lethal walked in and offered to make Bischoff the third member of the Mega Powers. Lethal gives Bischoff a clipboard with the card for the evening. Bischoff reads off the matches, Nikolai Volkoff & Iron Shiek vs. Killer Bees, Koko B. Ware vs. Akeem the African Dream, and King Kong Bundy vs. Junkyard Dog. Bischoff says Lethal is way too valuable for the undercard so he wants Lethal to think of something for the main event. Lethal likes it and says he'll think of something that will make Bischoff scream "ooooh yeah". Bischoff tells the woman to go find Beer Money now.

The Pope hits the ring. He talks about his title match with AJ coming up at Lockdown. He says it's a moment he has dreamed of his entire life and worked toward his entire career, only to have it jeopardized by AJ and Flair. Pope says he won't call Flair the Nature Boy anymore because he was a boy 50 years ago and now it's time to grow up. Pope says AJ Styles has been walking on edge and hoping and praying that Pope doesn't even know he is alive because AJ is nothing more than a shadow in the street lights. He says Pope is the 'guiding light' to TNA and the daybreak is soon to come for AJ. He tells Styles to buy the most expensive astronaut suit made for man because he's planning to take him to the outer limits. He says Styles may be phenomenal, but he'll never be The Pope. He says when the smoke has cleared he will be standing in the middle of the ring with the TNA World Heavyweight Championship and the world along with his Pope Congregation will declare that he has not only arrived, but "Pope is Pimpin'". Chelsea then came out. Chelsea says there is one thing he can do for him and calls him a "big sexy hunk of chocolate". She says she wants to be a ho. Pope says he's going to have to lay his hands on her real soon but before that he wants to ask her a question. He asks her if she knows how to drive a stick and she says she doesn't know exactly how but she is a real quick learner. She asks if he has a gun in his pocket or is he just happy to see her. Pope looks down and says "calm down boy" and says he's definitely happy to see her. Desmond Wolfe attempts a sneak attack but Pope hits him with a pimp slap. Wolfe rolls out of the ring. Pope kisses Chelsea and leaves with her.

Samoa Joe is shown in a grainy video clip shivering. He says "they" have spoken and the results will be different.

Orlando Jordan is lowered to the ring wrapped in yellow police tape. He crawled to a set and sat between a man and a woman. Really bizarre segment.

TNA Knockouts Championship. First Blood Match. Tara (c) def. Daffney
The two women brawl on the stage, the ramp and at the announce table. After using various weapons on each other, Tara makes Daffney bleed after hitting her with a tool box. After the match Daffney licks the blood off her hand and starts laughing.

AJ Styles def. Jeff Jarrett via pinfall
Jeff has his music and pyro back. Flair and Chelsea are with Styles but get thrown out by the referee. Late in the match, with the ref down, Bischoff comes out with a guitar and attempts to hit Jeff with it. He blocks it but gets hit with a low blow by AJ. AJ then hits the Styles Clash to pick up the win.

Handicap Match. Jay Lethal def. Beer Money
Beer Money beat up Lethal from the start. Storm went to get a beer when Lethal rolled up Roode to pick up the shock win. Backstage Bischoff can't believe it.

Taz and Tenay talk about Hernandez's injury. Taz says he's heard it could be several months before he can return. They say we'll hear from Morgan next week.

Desmond Wolfe def. D'Angelo Dinero via pinfall
Wolfe jumps Pope straight away. The two trade holds for a bit. A distraction from Chelsea allowed Wolfe to grab a chain and nail Pope with it and get the pinfall.

The cage is lowered around the ring and Kurt Angle comes out and steps inside. He talks about how Anderson has set his sights on Angle since arriving. He says some have claimed Anderson is as good as him. "Do you even know who Kurt Angle is or what motivates me?", he asks Anderson. He talks about winning the Olympic gold and how he wins by following the rules. He says at Lockdown it'll be them one more time, one-on-one in the cage, no rules, no regulations, no control. He promises the ending of the match would be his face and body covered in Anderson's blood. Anderson comes out onto the stage. He says they're going to kill each other if they don't stop the feud now. Anderson says that TNA decided to put them inside the cage to settle their differences once and for all. He says Eric Bischoff came to him and told him that he sanctioned a match next week between Anderson and Angle, in a Ladder Match. The key to the cage at Lockdown will be above the ring. Anderson says nice guys always finish last and then says, "Thank God, I'm an asshole....ASSHOLE!"

6-Man Tag Team Steel Cage Match. Eric Young, Jeff Hardy & Rob Van Dam def. The Band (Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, & Syxx-Pac)
The finish saw RVD hit a Five Star Frog Splash on Hall, Jeff hit the Swanton on Nash and then Young hit an elbow drop off the cage onto Syxx-Pac for the win.

Backstage Christy Hemme is with Abyss. He says there will be three more members of Team Hogan. He reveals the first member, Jeff Jarrett.

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