TNA Impact March 22nd 2010 PDF Print
  • RVD & Jeff Hardy def. Beer Money
  • Hernandez vs. Matt Morgan ended in a no contest
  • Jeff Jarrett def. Mick Foley in a career vs. career match with Beer Money as referees
  • TNA Global Championship. Rob Terry (C) def. Tomko
  • Velvet Sky, Madison Rayne, Lacey Von Erich & Daffney def. Sarita, Taylor Wilde, Tara, & Angelina Love

 

The show opens with Bischoff playing acoustic guitar in the ring. He says he is a clasically trained musician while Jarrett uses a guitar as a silly prop. He calls Jarrett out and tries to get him to play guitar and sing a song. He says Jarrett doesn't have the guts to get the job done and dares Jarrett to knock him out. Jarrett says Bischoff won't beat him and walks away. Bischoff tells Jarrett to go home and tell his daughters that he doesn't have the stones to do what needs to be done. Bischoff says that's why Jarett isn't running TNA anymore and he is. Jarrett goes back to the ring and nails Bischoff with the guitar. He then returns to the back where Mick Foley congratulates him. Bischoff is shown struggling to his feet. He makes a match for later. Jarrett versus Foley. The loser will be fired while the winner will be his bitch.

 

Velvet Sky, Madison Rayne, Lacey Von Erich & Daffney def. Sarita, Taylor Wilde, Tara, & Angelina Love via pinfall

Daffeny come out with Tara's spider. After hitting the Widow's Peak on Lacey, Tara attempted to retrieve her spider. However Daffney hit her with the Lobotomy and picked up the win. Daffney then left with the spider.

 

Hogan and Abyss come out to the ring. Hogan says the issue with Flair has become personal. He vows from now on it's going to be business and not personal. He announces a Lethal Lockdown match, Team Hogan versus Team Flair with Abyss captaining Team Hogan. Abyss says he really hopes AJ and Flair decided to stay back at the hotel and crash because that's alot more healthy for them than showing up and crashing threw whichever part of the Impact Zone he sees fit. He says he's going to take care of business for Hogan in Lethal Lockdown. Abyss says he's coming to get Team Flair and they won't need anymore wheelchairs or bandages, they'll need a mortician. He then asks what they'll do when Abyssamania runs fatal on them. Styles and Flair make their way out. Flair says Abyss wants to talk about pissed off and points at his eyes and says those are what pissed off eyes look like. Flair says Lockdown is in St. Louis, which is in Flair Country. He says he is a cage match specialist. AJ says he had Abyss beat last night until Hogan came down and screwed it all up. AJ says Abyss tried to cripple him out of desperation and calls Abyss an idiot. Flair tells Hogan that the captain of Team Flair is Sting. The lights go out and Sting's music hits. When the lights come on Sting is sitting on the top turnbuckle while Hogan is handcuffed to the top rope and AJ is standing behind Abyss. AJ nails Abyss with a crutch and then spits in Hogan's face. Sting laughs at Hogan and leaves. AJ beats down Abyss until D'Angelo Dinero comes out. He goes straight for AJ who walks into a big boot from Hogan and then Abyss before getting hit with the DDE. Pope frees Hogan who goes after a fleeing Ric Flair. He wheels Flair back who gets clotheslined by Abyss. Pope then stuffs money in his mouth. 

 

TNA Global Championship. Rob Terry (C) def. Tomko via pinfall

During the match Tenay says that Bischoff has named Beer Money as Special Referees in the Foley vs. Jarrett match. Terry picks up the win after hitting his spinebuster.

 

 

Jeff Jarrett def. Mick Foley via pinfall in a career vs. career match with Beer Money as referees

This is a no DQ match. Jeff comes out minus entrance music and pyro. Storm starts in the ring while Roode stays outside. Foley and Jarrett shake hands before the match. Bischoff come out to ringside during the match. At one point Foley has the Manible Claw on Jarrett, who grabs the rope but has his hand kicked off by Roode. He eventually fights out of the hold. Foley grabs a chair and charges at Jarrett but Jarrett kicks it into his face and hits the Stroke to pick up the win. Mick Foley is fired from TNA. After the match the two men shake hands and hug. Beer Money & Bischoff mock them from ringside. Foley leaves the ring as the fans chant for him. Bischoff tells Beer Money to attack Jarrett. They do and send him crashing into a chair set up in the corner. Jeff Hardy and RVD then hit the ring. They challenge Beer Money to a match and they accept.

Backstage Mick Foley is shown being escorted out by security. Numerous wrestlers say goodbye to him. Bubba The Love Sponge approaches him. Mick Foley says if there was a list of people he wanted to talk to Bubba would be very last on that list. Bubba tells Mick not to let the door hit him in the ass and then calls him an old timer. Foley goes for Bubba and punches the glasses off his face. He says "Bang, Bang" before leaving.

Bischoff is clapping in Hogan's office. He says he got rid of a distraction. Hogan says that they could've talked and Foley could've been an asset. He tells Bischoff no more personal stuff and to lay off Jarrett. Bischoff says he and Jeff can have a fresh start. He then asks Hogan if he sent Jeff and RVD out there, but he stops himself and says never mind.

 

 

Hernandez vs. Matt Morgan ended in a no contest

Hernandez attacked Morgan during his entrance. The two brawled all round ringside and in the ring. Hernandez went to clothesline Morgan outside the ring but missed and hit the ring post. Morgan then hit the Carbon Footprint sending Hernandez's head into the ring post. Morgan then got in the ring and taunted the crowd. Hernandez was loaded up onto a stretcher and put in an ambulance.

 

RVD & Jeff Hardy def. Beer Money via pinfall

Hardy & RVD pick up the win after a Rolling Thunder by RVD on Roode followed by a Swanton from Hardy and finally a Five Star Frog Splash from RVD. After the match both men are celebrating when Eric Young comes out to the ring. He announces a 6 man tag match for next week. It's going to be Kevin Nash, Syxx-Pac, and Scott Hall against Eric Young, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam.

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